Terry Bradshaw Sets Out to Become “Hip” on The Bradshaw Bunch

Bedrooms: Bathrooms: House Size:
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The new and improved Terry Bradshaw.

At least, that’s what the NFL legend was hoping to accomplish on tonight’s all-new episode of The Bradshaw Bunch. It all started after a business meeting about Bradshaw Bourbon, his named whiskey. Terry explained to his family that he had discovered that his clientele was “kind of cool” as he said over lunch.

It is reasonable to ask for an ear piercing. Terry says yes. 

“This isn’t your grandfather’s bourbon,” he said to his wife. TammyTrying to justify the new look. “This bourbon is a hip bourbon. It’s a cool Bourbon.

Plus, “Morgan Freeman has one,” Terry reasoned.

He was able test the look since his daughter. LaceyAlthough he had a few temporary earrings in his possession, this just made him want more. 

The Bradshaw patriarch said it in a confessional: “I’m hip. I’m young. I’m cheugy.”

Minutes later when he learned what that last word meant, Terry made sure to correct the record: “I am Not“Old!”