Only Kevin Hart could give his friend the nickname “Fertile Myrtle” before turning around and defending him. 

Comedy legend, comedian and author of the hilarious moniker Nick Cannon during CelebHomes News’ Daily Pop, referencing Cannon’s innate ability to—err—grow his family, as he’s currently expecting his eighth child.

“I don’t even call him Nick anymore,” Hart told CelebHomes’s Justin SylvesterWhile sitting beside Cannon Nelly

“What are you calling him?” The Daily Pop host asked, to which Hart responded, “Myrtle. Fertile myrtle

It didn’t end there. It was also joined by other Real Husbands of Hollywood celebrities Duane Martin, Boris Kodjoe Robin ThickeMartin later joined the fun with Martin, laughing, “Don’t shake Nick’s hand.”

“You give him a hug,” added the actor, “Twins!”

Hart, however, stated that individuals “need not look for reasons for a lifestyle that does not suit them.”