This is what we think it might be. Will Smith had in mind when he wrote his pre-Oscars post.

He was just hours away from his accident with Chris Rock at the March 27 Academy Awards, the actor took to Instagram and shared a series of snapshots of himself and wife Jada Pinkett Smith modeling their awards-show attire, captioning the photos, “Me ‘n @jadapinkettsmith got all dressed up to choose chaos.” Along with the pictures, which gave followers another look at the actress’ green Jean Paul Gaultier gown and the Oscar winner’s Dolce & Gabbana tux, Smith uploaded the viral social media sound that says, “Good morning, everyone. God gave me another chance to live, and now I want everyone’s problems solved.”

At the ceremony itself hours later, Smith jumped up onstage after Rock, who was presenting the award for Best Documentary Feature Film, made a G.I. JanePinkett Smith has joked about having a shaved hair and speaking about her alopecia. The 1997 film G.I. Jane starred Demi MooreYou can be a navy lieutenant, with a shaved hair. 

“Jada, I love ya,” Rock said, “G.I. Jane 2I can’t wait for it to be here, okay? 

Smith got out of his seat, jumped onstage, slapped Rock and then returned to his seat. “Wow!” “Wow!” exclaimed the comedian star. Will Smith just beat me to death.” 

Smith sat back and told Rock, “Keep my name out of your f—ing mouth.”

According to the Los Angeles Police Department, Rock has declined to file a police report against Smith.