Tiffany Haddish is a comedy star, but her dating requirements are no joke.

Following her divorce with actor Michael Douglas, she revealed that she was “back on the dating app” Common—noting it’s been “interesting” and an “adventure”—during her guest appearance on Late Night with Seth Meyers. She then listed the hilarious non-negotiables in her profile.

“Good credit score because I need to know you’re responsible,” Haddish said. Good hygiene is essential. This is very important to me. Bad breath and sexy armpits are not things I will tolerate.

Wait, there are more. Haddish later added, “Land is my greatest asset.” then diamonds. The land. It is the land. You can then buy the land and get the diamonds. You can say, “I got diamonds because I bought land.”