Jonah Hill The mother of all clapbacks has been served.

Rumours circulated online about him proposing to his girlfriend, a surfer. Sarah Brady, the Oscar-nominated actor took to Instagram to set the record straight, in a quintessential Jonah Hill way, of course.

He wrote, before laughing that “the rumors are false,” on February 16, “I am engaged.” My girlfriend may not believe it, but I am actually engaged to my mom.

He said, “It’s shocking. Please respect our privacy.”

Jonah requested that the media stop creating “fake stories” about their relationship. “It’s corny.”

While Jonah may not be heading down the aisle anytime soon, the couple seem to be as solid as ever. Just days before his Instagram gag, Jonah got serious, posting a sweet tribute to his “Valentine Goddess.” 

He wrote, “Thanks for endless adventures and for teaching my new lessons everyday,” on February 14, along with a black-and white photo of him. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to learn, grow, and become better each day.